| Cuntry Cleaning |
[Aug. 8th, 2006|12:12 am] |
Yeh I been 2 a new cuntry
And dem Canadians kno how to get their munchies
Eatin my clit like it's da last meal
They kno how to make slim tiffy squeel.
Maple leaf bringin da heat
All da way from Ohio to Main Street
My pussy just bleedin red n white
I ain't puttin up no fight
Cum down it ain't gon be ya loss
U can use mah pubes as dental floss
Eatin my steak like dey ain't been to a Morton's
Luvin my coffee thighs like dey came from Tim Horton's |
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| SEMEN LIKE RAZORBLADES |
[Aug. 8th, 2006|12:29 am] |
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BABI, U HAD NE LUCK FINDIN MY CLIT?
JUST MOVE DAT FLASHLITE OVA A LIL BIT
WARM AND GOOEY LIKE A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
I LUV LIMP BIZKIT I DID IT ALL 4 DA NOOKIE
TASTE MY CLIT SO WARM AND GOOEY
BE CAREFUL THO THAT MITE B MY POOEY
MY FECES IS LIKE MY CAMOUFLAGE
I WAS CAUGHT HUMPIN DA TAILPIPE IN DA GARAGE
DADDI SAY WE GOTTA MOVE NOW CUZ OF MY REBELLION
WE CANT TAKE HIM W/ US SO I GUESS WE GOTTA EAT SEBASTION |
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| Masked Hamburger Rapist |
[Aug. 8th, 2006|12:32 am] |
I fuckin hate hamburgler
He should be charged with murder
Fuckin buns shoved in my folds
Didn't even ask if he culd go for da gold
Masked fgt shoved his fist in my vagina
Punched right thru and broke my linah
Yeh dats rite I lost it to ground beef
He came ova n raped me in mah sleep
Tiffy no liah so she aint gona say it was bad
He just made her mad
Gettin pumped with supersized fries
Mah special sauce jillin ova my cries
N den he left me wit a salty mess
Gud thing I had anotha guest
Mah brotha came n said yeh fingrin sux
So he shoved in his cock and we got to fuck
Dats how we do it in Ohio
Just puttin sumtin extra in ur Cinco de Mayo. |
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| DROPIN SOON. |
[Aug. 8th, 2006|01:39 am] |
CUMIN SOON 2 A STORE NEAR U.
SLIM TIFFY - CORNBRED, the DEBUT ALBUM FROM YA GIRL SLIM TIFFY.
I JUST SIGNED WITH SONY AND WE ARE ANXIOUSLY GETTING TOGETHA A TOUR. I WILL B OPENIN FOR 50 CENT.
BE SURE TO BUY MAH RECORD.
I WILL SUX YA OFF MAYBE IF YA BUY 2
IDK LOL. |
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