| THESE ARE MAH RAPS |
[May. 29th, 2006|08:17 pm] |
U AIN'T READY. MAH RECORD, 24 N STILL AT SKEWL 4 MO' IS DROPPIN SOON. IT'S YA GIRL SWEET TIFFY. HERE IS A BIT OF FRESH RHYMES FOR YA TO SINK YA TEETH INTO, YA HERD?
"I AM ME"
i am a virgin
dedicated to learnin
like olive oil
haters make my blood boil
my skin is the colour of topsoil
i heart bikinis
i cant even get it from a pikanese
"jillin' off"
i b jillin' off to daryl's dick
but the thot of fingerin makes me sick
my luv 4 me got my weave sweatin
i'm a casino, all the boyz b bettin
"CYCLOPS BITCH"
i'm a one-eyed monster
pornstar
just call me cyclops
lol
i'll make yr balls drop
"Pusy Pussy"
i go to the gym
my pussy all pusy
haters in the corner
calling me a hussy
but i dont curr
i'm signing up for tae bo
lemme flex my thighs
still think i'm a ho?
my pussy is the flyest on the block
my clit looks like a swimming pool cock
haters bring on yr hate
i clean my pussy with colgate
yeh |
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| LIMA SCREAMA |
[May. 29th, 2006|09:03 pm] |
people think i'm bi
cuz i luv adriana lima
i'm not rly gay
i just wanna ride her like a beema
tiffy got a new betta fish
eating my pussy saying it's delish
i grew up in ohio, where the streets are mean
i'll blow your mind with afro sheen
my life will b better when my album drops
i saw my real daddy getting beat up on cops |
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| GIRL SCOUT COOKIE |
[May. 29th, 2006|09:03 pm] |
eat me out
cum here, girl scout
taste my cookie
my cream-filled nookie
i used 2 have a crush on fred durst
i thought of him when the banana made my cherry burst
but i turned gay when i saw his tiny dick
in the porno from his sidekick |
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| CAVIAR CLIT |
[May. 29th, 2006|09:04 pm] |
my asshole tastes like caviar
toasty faggots will make me a star
it's hard growing up in columbus
spitting my rhymes on the short bus
retards buying dope, tiffy's dealing
it's a better life than knealing
crime, cholas and stealing
yeh i write entries about my menses
i spent my weed money on colored contact lenses
i ain't victoria
but here's my secret
i don't got a crush on daryl
i got a crush on chyna
i love the taste of a bloody vagina
pussy gets me so damn hot
tiffy gonna make your blood clot
i leech off my mamma
my life-long dream is to own a llama
tina, come eat some spam
damn
i'm gonna make that llama bitch my sex slave
teach her llama ass how to behave
you can't spell bestiality without best
i love bitches who ingest |
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| RIDIN KIA |
[May. 29th, 2006|09:56 pm] |
i drive a kia
i ain't no khia
my neck, my back?
my ass feeling slack
that's me, tiffy, taking lots of laxatives
it's all me, bitches, absolutely no additives
i'm learning the business of leisure
but really i just wanna luv crazies who have seizures
u looking for me? ask yr mother
i'm chillaxing with a mouth full of her udders |
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| KOSHER DELI |
[May. 29th, 2006|09:57 pm] |
I am hungry and I got a cravin
It's hot out and I'm black as a raven
But the one thing I hear out on the street
Is the fineness of kosher meat
I got 2 slices of black ass bread
U might get to see it if u ain't got a head
On ya penis, I'm talkin no cap
I don't want no pansy ass flap
I ain't jewish but i kno the store
Anythin else is just a bore
Fuk ya those white boy asses
Ya cant handle me u go to da gasses
I'm pumpin chickin from mah vag
Baby wut u waitin for a merrit badge?
NOT_KOSHER DIS IS 4 U. |
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| JSIMPIN |
[May. 29th, 2006|09:58 pm] |
when i was young i wanted to be a pimp
now i wish i was JSimp
son, i aint trying 2 b real
i luv clubbing (those baby seals)
with that heather mills' prosthetic
that peg-legged bitch makes me sick
i wanna be the one getting
paul mccartney all irrate
he'll be the poop deck, i'll be the pirate |
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| ASH N LOTION |
[May. 29th, 2006|09:59 pm] |
don't lie, my skin ain't ashy
i luv it when my potatoes are mashy
but i don't like it when they get lumpy lumps
blame it on my humps (humps)
tiffy takes big dumps (dumps)
i'm gonna b on the maury show
i bet u gonna b sorry ho
y'all will kno i'm the best
when i get the results
of my paternity test |
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| TEACH ME TO FUCK |
[May. 29th, 2006|09:59 pm] |
My pussy is so juicy n wet
Haven't u gotten da hint yet
I am hot for teacher
I wanna fuck one on the bleachers
In mah dreams, the men are sayin yes
To me failing my pregnancy test
I wanna have your cock in my vagina
And I ain't even talkin kinda
I got jock itch that don't quit
Cum in my mouth, I don't know how to spit
Shit, hold up, pump it in faster
Baby I want you to roll me in castor
Oil, mmhmm so hot and thick
Baby, chicken is my passion and I've got honey mustard for that dick
Just so you know u gotta teach me to drive stick
shift, harder, faster,
I got endurance because I am a gym master
Tiffy plays vollyball, in a thong
It's all good, I'm a gym teacher who can do no wrong
I can hit ya balls like a baseball bat
Just as long as you can handle a bit of fat |
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| O SUMA DAT |
[May. 29th, 2006|10:01 pm] |
let's go to 7/11 and grab some slurpees
but get yo own straw, i might give u herpes
i totally luv xtina
that's what i named my llama
even though that triflin bitch
looks more like osama
tiffy is plagued with thoughts of suicide
but nothing cures the blues like some pesticide
no, that ain't a cockroach on the hooch
that's just some raid in tiffy's cooch |
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