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[Jul. 20th, 2007|11:36 pm] |
I AM RISING FROM THE ASHES LIKE BIGGIE AND TUPAC SHAKUR
~WORSHIP ME~ |
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| What is your new years resolution? |
[Dec. 30th, 2006|10:01 pm] |
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My new years resolution is to get laid.
lol.
I know thats a pathetic resolution but w/e. Its been long enough (Im getting old) and Im sick of hearing about peoples sexual encounters. It makes me sad and jealous sometimes.
Like this post here http://community.livejournal.com/thequestionclub/16097831.html
The question was,"When was the last time you had tremendously good sex? Why was it good?"
Grrr.
My other resolutions are:
1. Take my certification state board exam in May and pass so I can be ~certified~ to work in a hospital.
2. Move out.
3. Possibly move out of Ohio. Somewhere maybe warm all year long. I dunno. I might stay here. The job market isnt bad in columbus and well the weather hasnt rly been cold. Global warming.
4. Find a decent man. The man of my dreams *yeah right*
5. Be fit and toned for the summer
6. Meet new people
7. Go on a road trip. I always wanted to travel across the united states. Doubt it will happen though.
8. Buy a kitten or puppy. Im not allergic to cats anymore. Isnt that weird?
9. Go to another country besides Canada but Im scared of planes :-(. I never been on one.
10. Visit California. Never been there but I have family members there.
11. Have a decent job and a career. |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 31st, 2006|12:12 am] |
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It sux laying in bed I just ponder about life and it sux |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 27th, 2006|03:10 pm] |
I am bringin sexy back. |
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| DROPIN SOON. |
[Aug. 8th, 2006|01:39 am] |
CUMIN SOON 2 A STORE NEAR U.
SLIM TIFFY - CORNBRED, the DEBUT ALBUM FROM YA GIRL SLIM TIFFY.
I JUST SIGNED WITH SONY AND WE ARE ANXIOUSLY GETTING TOGETHA A TOUR. I WILL B OPENIN FOR 50 CENT.
BE SURE TO BUY MAH RECORD.
I WILL SUX YA OFF MAYBE IF YA BUY 2
IDK LOL. |
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| Masked Hamburger Rapist |
[Aug. 8th, 2006|12:32 am] |
I fuckin hate hamburgler
He should be charged with murder
Fuckin buns shoved in my folds
Didn't even ask if he culd go for da gold
Masked fgt shoved his fist in my vagina
Punched right thru and broke my linah
Yeh dats rite I lost it to ground beef
He came ova n raped me in mah sleep
Tiffy no liah so she aint gona say it was bad
He just made her mad
Gettin pumped with supersized fries
Mah special sauce jillin ova my cries
N den he left me wit a salty mess
Gud thing I had anotha guest
Mah brotha came n said yeh fingrin sux
So he shoved in his cock and we got to fuck
Dats how we do it in Ohio
Just puttin sumtin extra in ur Cinco de Mayo. |
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| SEMEN LIKE RAZORBLADES |
[Aug. 8th, 2006|12:29 am] |
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BABI, U HAD NE LUCK FINDIN MY CLIT?
JUST MOVE DAT FLASHLITE OVA A LIL BIT
WARM AND GOOEY LIKE A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
I LUV LIMP BIZKIT I DID IT ALL 4 DA NOOKIE
TASTE MY CLIT SO WARM AND GOOEY
BE CAREFUL THO THAT MITE B MY POOEY
MY FECES IS LIKE MY CAMOUFLAGE
I WAS CAUGHT HUMPIN DA TAILPIPE IN DA GARAGE
DADDI SAY WE GOTTA MOVE NOW CUZ OF MY REBELLION
WE CANT TAKE HIM W/ US SO I GUESS WE GOTTA EAT SEBASTION |
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| Cuntry Cleaning |
[Aug. 8th, 2006|12:12 am] |
Yeh I been 2 a new cuntry
And dem Canadians kno how to get their munchies
Eatin my clit like it's da last meal
They kno how to make slim tiffy squeel.
Maple leaf bringin da heat
All da way from Ohio to Main Street
My pussy just bleedin red n white
I ain't puttin up no fight
Cum down it ain't gon be ya loss
U can use mah pubes as dental floss
Eatin my steak like dey ain't been to a Morton's
Luvin my coffee thighs like dey came from Tim Horton's |
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| SEBASTION |
[Aug. 7th, 2006|11:55 pm] |
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O DADDI U WANNA GET YR HAND IN DA SUGA BOWL
SHOWIN OFF MY TITTIES LIKE IT DA SUPA BOWL
DAT AINT NO CANCER IT JUST A MOLE
LICK MY PERINEUM, BUT STAY DA FUK OUTTA TIFFY'S ASSHOLE
THEY SAY A SEX DOES NOT A PERSON MAKE
BUT DADDI I LUV IT WHEN U EAT ME LIKE CAKE
O BABI TOUCH THE DIAL ON MY EASY BAKE
I GONNA SPRAY YR HAIR LIKE IM RICKI LAKE
STOP LICKIN IT LIKE A FRUIT CUP
MY NAME AINT DOLE
SHO THOSE BITCHES WATS UP
WERK TIFFY'S TITE BABI HOLE |
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| fifa this. |
[Jul. 1st, 2006|02:03 pm] |
http://fifaworldtiff.livejournal.com/
Ya des fuckas think i play with balls
Dont dey kno i just rock da malls
YA shoppin is wut i do
I don't even kno how 2 skrew
They all bein hatas
I gotta tell them latas
But I look like a man
Too bad I aint a fan
Soccer is borin, ya heard me say
So fuck ya'll cum wut may
I don't got no job still
Can't pay mah bills
Shit, man, I can't buy no ham
Guess it's back to eatin spam.
I am a gym teacher dont got no money
So open ya pants and ya can call me honey
I'll suck ya hard n kick ya round
Don't let ya mah kno Tiffy don't make no sound |
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| respect the pussy |
[Jun. 5th, 2006|02:49 pm] |
choke me, spank me, pull my hair
stick ya dick in my pussy
lemme c ya nostrils flare
did ya get a nice sniff?
smellin like flowers
nah, flowers smell like slim tiff
i know ya can't stop cuz i'm that fuckin fly
couple days without my pussy and you might just die
well take a sigh of relief cuz im urz forever
or at least as long as ya lemme spend ya chedda
dats right, slim tiffy got needs
i need and ounce of coke and da finest weeds
dont listen to dem bitches that tell me watch my weight
get ya ass out n buy slim tiffy a cake
make sure it's gold...
like my pussy |
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| BL00DY 4NU5 |
[Jun. 2nd, 2006|05:13 pm] |
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| | LL COOL J: BABY ONE MORE TIME | ] |
another one bites da dust
no my pussy aint got no rust
i keep it shiny n sparklin n
my cooter keeps those dogs barkin
u just mad cuz i got all da boys
they screamin for me to use mah sex toys
i can take these 2 dildos all da way
pa u can use them after i do da deed
daddy i wanna see dat rectum bleed. |
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| midnite snack |
[Jun. 2nd, 2006|11:05 am] |
i close my eyes in the dark, you see me disappear
lemme spread my legs...my panties are sheer
pink pussy surprise all up in ya eyes
boy i got plans
let's play wit our hands
only one finger, cuz i'm mad tight
am i cummin... or bleedin egg whites?
lick a taste, and tell me wut ya think
hol up, dis a lot...get a cup 4 dis drink
swallow it quick, so i can play wit ya dick
...oh you ain't got one?
never mind. |
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| NO JOB RAPPA |
[May. 30th, 2006|11:00 pm] |
Man in my vag there's a burn
It's hard tryin ta be an intern
Can't find nothing in da streets
And callin people is a fuckin feat
But I am slim tiffy I got da words
Ta tell dem I will eat der turds
Cumin up hard n fast
Just don't give me none yo sass
Ain't even graduated, I'm almost 24
Shit, I may just rob a grocery store
I try real hard to get a job
But dey all kno I'm a slob
Got dere jizz on mah lips
I drink it rl fast no fuckin sips
Mmm nice and thick
Tiffy kno how ta suck ya dick
Just need dat job ta get ahead
Too bad I'm not even good in bed
Yeh fingerin sux
Just drink from mah diva cup
Mah red juices are a flowin
Ya could eat me out but ya gotta start mowin
My pubes are black n thick like a forest
If I don't get an internship I'll be da poorest
Tiffy need a job and she is talkin now
Turnin tricks aint easy when ya puss smell like cow
Moo moo no I ain't fat
I could take ya on a gym mat
Dat's mah major, I'm tryin ta be a teacher
And mah pussy will be da main feature. |
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| DIS IS 4 ALL U LIL LIMP DICK MUTHAFUCKAS |
[May. 30th, 2006|11:04 am] |
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| | TIFFY EP YO | ] |
Yo yo yo dey call me slim tiffy
My shit is off da hizzy
My body is bangin like fo shizzy
I got men wantin to be my baby daddy
I tell em dat dey r trifling n batty
I want dem to know dat dey cant handle
All dat I got up in my cooter
If they cant ride dey need 2 get on a scooter
Scoot on outta my vag pie
I know when I hear a lie
If u aint got 12 inches of pain
U will fo sho be standin out in da rain
do u see how u make me insane
if u cant handle da width of ma's thick wick
boy i dont wanna c yo dick.
PART 2...I AM FEELIN SO CREATIVE 2DAY.
Yo yo yo im back
Do u think my shit is wack
Fuck no it aint
U r nothing but a wank
I no how 2 get into ur sperm bank
Can u get my clit wet
ASAP plz I need to get outta debt
14 bucks for a ride
Bitch u ride til u die
U die cuz of my bloody vag pie
Honey I take u all da wey down
Downtown 2 where ur gonna get raped
Can u handle my thick ass case n shape
Ignore the scars from mah c section
don’t worry I gave da baby away without an election
I have no regret or remorse
Da guy was hung like a muthafuckin horse! |
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| O SUMA DAT |
[May. 29th, 2006|10:01 pm] |
let's go to 7/11 and grab some slurpees
but get yo own straw, i might give u herpes
i totally luv xtina
that's what i named my llama
even though that triflin bitch
looks more like osama
tiffy is plagued with thoughts of suicide
but nothing cures the blues like some pesticide
no, that ain't a cockroach on the hooch
that's just some raid in tiffy's cooch |
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| TEACH ME TO FUCK |
[May. 29th, 2006|09:59 pm] |
My pussy is so juicy n wet
Haven't u gotten da hint yet
I am hot for teacher
I wanna fuck one on the bleachers
In mah dreams, the men are sayin yes
To me failing my pregnancy test
I wanna have your cock in my vagina
And I ain't even talkin kinda
I got jock itch that don't quit
Cum in my mouth, I don't know how to spit
Shit, hold up, pump it in faster
Baby I want you to roll me in castor
Oil, mmhmm so hot and thick
Baby, chicken is my passion and I've got honey mustard for that dick
Just so you know u gotta teach me to drive stick
shift, harder, faster,
I got endurance because I am a gym master
Tiffy plays vollyball, in a thong
It's all good, I'm a gym teacher who can do no wrong
I can hit ya balls like a baseball bat
Just as long as you can handle a bit of fat |
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| ASH N LOTION |
[May. 29th, 2006|09:59 pm] |
don't lie, my skin ain't ashy
i luv it when my potatoes are mashy
but i don't like it when they get lumpy lumps
blame it on my humps (humps)
tiffy takes big dumps (dumps)
i'm gonna b on the maury show
i bet u gonna b sorry ho
y'all will kno i'm the best
when i get the results
of my paternity test |
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| JSIMPIN |
[May. 29th, 2006|09:58 pm] |
when i was young i wanted to be a pimp
now i wish i was JSimp
son, i aint trying 2 b real
i luv clubbing (those baby seals)
with that heather mills' prosthetic
that peg-legged bitch makes me sick
i wanna be the one getting
paul mccartney all irrate
he'll be the poop deck, i'll be the pirate |
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