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(no subject) [Jul. 20th, 2007|11:36 pm]
Slim Tiffy
I AM RISING FROM THE ASHES LIKE BIGGIE AND TUPAC SHAKUR

~WORSHIP ME~
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What is your new years resolution? [Dec. 30th, 2006|10:01 pm]
Slim Tiffy
[mood |hopefulhopeful]

My new years resolution is to get laid.

lol.

I know thats a pathetic resolution but w/e. Its been long enough (Im getting old) and Im sick of hearing about peoples sexual encounters. It makes me sad and jealous sometimes.

Like this post here http://community.livejournal.com/thequestionclub/16097831.html
The question was,"When was the last time you had tremendously good sex? Why was it good?"

Grrr.

My other resolutions are:
1. Take my certification state board exam in May and pass so I can be ~certified~ to work in a hospital.
2. Move out.
3. Possibly move out of Ohio. Somewhere maybe warm all year long. I dunno. I might stay here. The job market isnt bad in columbus and well the weather hasnt rly been cold. Global warming.
4. Find a decent man. The man of my dreams *yeah right*
5. Be fit and toned for the summer
6. Meet new people
7. Go on a road trip. I always wanted to travel across the united states. Doubt it will happen though.
8. Buy a kitten or puppy. Im not allergic to cats anymore. Isnt that weird?
9. Go to another country besides Canada but Im scared of planes :-(. I never been on one.
10. Visit California. Never been there but I have family members there.
11. Have a decent job and a career.
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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2006|12:12 am]
Slim Tiffy
It sux laying in bed I just ponder about life and it sux
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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2006|03:10 pm]
Slim Tiffy


I am bringin sexy back.
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DROPIN SOON. [Aug. 8th, 2006|01:39 am]
Slim Tiffy


CUMIN SOON 2 A STORE NEAR U.

SLIM TIFFY - CORNBRED, the DEBUT ALBUM FROM YA GIRL SLIM TIFFY.

I JUST SIGNED WITH SONY AND WE ARE ANXIOUSLY GETTING TOGETHA A TOUR. I WILL B OPENIN FOR 50 CENT.

BE SURE TO BUY MAH RECORD.

I WILL SUX YA OFF MAYBE IF YA BUY 2

IDK LOL.
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Masked Hamburger Rapist [Aug. 8th, 2006|12:32 am]
Slim Tiffy
I fuckin hate hamburgler
He should be charged with murder
Fuckin buns shoved in my folds
Didn't even ask if he culd go for da gold
Masked fgt shoved his fist in my vagina
Punched right thru and broke my linah
Yeh dats rite I lost it to ground beef
He came ova n raped me in mah sleep
Tiffy no liah so she aint gona say it was bad
He just made her mad
Gettin pumped with supersized fries
Mah special sauce jillin ova my cries
N den he left me wit a salty mess
Gud thing I had anotha guest
Mah brotha came n said yeh fingrin sux
So he shoved in his cock and we got to fuck
Dats how we do it in Ohio
Just puttin sumtin extra in ur Cinco de Mayo.
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SEMEN LIKE RAZORBLADES [Aug. 8th, 2006|12:29 am]
Slim Tiffy
[mood |weirdwet]

BABI, U HAD NE LUCK FINDIN MY CLIT?
JUST MOVE DAT FLASHLITE OVA A LIL BIT
WARM AND GOOEY LIKE A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
I LUV LIMP BIZKIT I DID IT ALL 4 DA NOOKIE
TASTE MY CLIT SO WARM AND GOOEY
BE CAREFUL THO THAT MITE B MY POOEY
MY FECES IS LIKE MY CAMOUFLAGE
I WAS CAUGHT HUMPIN DA TAILPIPE IN DA GARAGE
DADDI SAY WE GOTTA MOVE NOW CUZ OF MY REBELLION
WE CANT TAKE HIM W/ US SO I GUESS WE GOTTA EAT SEBASTION
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Cuntry Cleaning [Aug. 8th, 2006|12:12 am]
Slim Tiffy
Yeh I been 2 a new cuntry
And dem Canadians kno how to get their munchies
Eatin my clit like it's da last meal
They kno how to make slim tiffy squeel.
Maple leaf bringin da heat
All da way from Ohio to Main Street
My pussy just bleedin red n white
I ain't puttin up no fight
Cum down it ain't gon be ya loss
U can use mah pubes as dental floss
Eatin my steak like dey ain't been to a Morton's
Luvin my coffee thighs like dey came from Tim Horton's
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SEBASTION [Aug. 7th, 2006|11:55 pm]
Slim Tiffy
[mood |angryfingered]

O DADDI U WANNA GET YR HAND IN DA SUGA BOWL
SHOWIN OFF MY TITTIES LIKE IT DA SUPA BOWL
DAT AINT NO CANCER IT JUST A MOLE
LICK MY PERINEUM, BUT STAY DA FUK OUTTA TIFFY'S ASSHOLE
THEY SAY A SEX DOES NOT A PERSON MAKE
BUT DADDI I LUV IT WHEN U EAT ME LIKE CAKE
O BABI TOUCH THE DIAL ON MY EASY BAKE
I GONNA SPRAY YR HAIR LIKE IM RICKI LAKE
STOP LICKIN IT LIKE A FRUIT CUP
MY NAME AINT DOLE
SHO THOSE BITCHES WATS UP
WERK TIFFY'S TITE BABI HOLE
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APPLICATION [Jul. 30th, 2006|05:12 pm]
Slim Tiffy
I JUST APPLIED 2 SOUND_RATIONALE I HOPE THEY LET ME IN

OK CROSSES FINGERS


I GOT 2 SECOND BASE WITH A HONDA B4Collapse )
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